The order continue to release their great feats, mostly so humans can bow down before them and gossip in their puny lives.
1754 - The Order founded the moon. The order actually created the moon!
1659 - The Order stopped Trilen Tinker from ruling the world. Never heard of him, right?
1843 - The Order created the matrix and humans went in one by one.
1750 - The Order fought off a frost giant invasion
1900 - The Order invented the thumb tack.
Published on March 25, 2014 00:00