I Have An Owie

So I’ve been hors de combat for a few days due to a cut finger. Which is sort of embarrassing, but still . . .
A few nights ago I was cutting up some lemongrass, which as I’m sure you know is a tough, fibrous plant. The knife slipped and took a big slice out of my left index finger. The knife was serrated and carved a wavy line so irregular that it never did close up properly. (And hasn’t still. I’m just generating new flesh in the gaps.)
The blood came out in rivers. (Small rivers, admittedly....