What It's Like When Your PS4 Turns On But Has No Sound

You: Is there something wrong?
PS4: ...
You: Talk to me. Please.
PS4: ...
You: What are you trying to prove with this silent treatment?
PS4: ...
You: I want to help but I can't be there for you if you shut me out.
PS4: ...
You: I hate you. And I never want to hear your stupid voice again. 
PS4: ...
You: I can be silent too, you know. You are so immature.
PS4: ...
You: ...
PS4: ...
You: ...
PS4: ...
You: Ugh. Fine. (restarts PS4) 
PS4: Brlleriging!
You: Ah, so nice to have you back! I didn't mean anything I said, baby. Let's never argue again!
PS4: ...