'Der Krieg ist verloren!' declares confused, angry, trembly-handed Al Gore in bunker conference call

"This battle has not been successful and is pretty much over for this year," a shaken Al Gore has told his supporters, conceding that there is now next to no chance of US Congress passing a Climate Bill in 2010. (H/T Julian Morris).

As recorded by Steve Milloy at the Green Hell Blog, the bloated sex poodle was on magnificently paranoid form, lashing out in all directions at the enemies responsible for his mission's failure, up to and including the US President…

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