Wry Wit

This being a collection of things we wish really existed, and their meanings: BETELGEUSE – Instant space drink made from insects. FINAL SOLUTION – The universal solvent. VALIUM OF THE DOLLS – Robot tranquilizers. MASTER BAITER – The ultimate in handheld fishing gear. WHEREWOLF – Computer dating service for lycanthrophiles. CY BORG – The bionic... Continue reading →