Life and the Dread Leech

I've been offline for a bit (currently listening to Aqua's "Barbie Girl" and other tunes on the CD for effect), life happens whether we wish it to do so or not.

During this time one of my non-pleasures was a trip to see the leech, and no I really don't care to have a physic poke, prod, and decide I'm just not bright enough to take care of myself. (I mean really, if I was that dain-bread I wouldn't have survived this world for over half a century.)

*** Sorry for the interruption but tiny demon warrior princess peed her diaper, woke up during the traumatic experience, and yelled for rescue from exile vile. ***

One of my pleasures during this time was taking tiny demon warrior princess to the local zoo where I gave her instruction on the relative edibility of creatures like hippos. While there a Modern who was there with her child remarked on how adorable tiny demon warrior princess is. While accustomed to such statements from Moderns when I escort her out in public, my question is: would a tiny demon warrior princess be anything but adorable at five months of age? I mean really, she's here to conquer the world by whatever means and "adorable" is just one method. Since she had pegged all six month markers except crawling before she'd reached four months, her adorability is simply the tasty icky wax spread across the heat-dehydrated carbohydrate substitute.

Since I'm out of Limbo for now I suppose it's time for me to get back to work in the Hell worlds, the Waenstil world, the Swan's world, and the Merloss world. Come to think of it, I have a ton of work to finish, whether on an 'alien' world or in simulacrums of this one.

Oh well, time for me to play poltergeist.