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The answer is simple. Subscribe. Order today! Bonus: The superlative  Suburban Kamikaze read my new book and has some serious concerns about sales. If you live in the suburbs, you may want to look into why.  

Fellow haiku aficionado Foxy Wine Pocket read it too, and had a violent reaction. Can't say I blame her.

Why stop there?  Click right on over to Amazon and have a look at all the early reviews. Then it's your turn to order, read, and review. See how that works?