But what will the neighbors say?

People who follow me on Twitter have probably heard me make comments about my "ex-KGB neighbors." I figured I should probably set the record straight once and for all, and since it's a tale that can't be told in Twitter's 140 characters, this is the place to do it.

The house next door to lolcatz and me is owned by a minor Russian celebrity. He apparently has more than one home, though, because the house has spent most of the last two years unoccupied. Here's how things usually work. A few months