Been There, Done That, Won't Ever Do It Again

- Squat over 300 lbs. I did it in college, but I have NO desire to do that anymore, even if I could. There are other ways to get a nice booty that don't involve a possible brain hemorrhage.

- Buy a Dell computer. It's the worst computer decision I've ever made. I'm gonna "Office Space" its ass when I get my Mac. But I don't listen to gangsta rap so I hope it will be just as effective with Eurythmics.

- Go to homecoming. What a weird experience. Haven't been in a few years and, until they name s...