I dont like the French

I know that it's easy and even occasionally popular to hate the French, but I do.  Not to the extent that I believe in "freedom fries," but enough. 

And this should not be taken lightly, since in almost all things, I prefer the contrarian viewpoint whenever possible.  I would love to love the French, but given who they are, it's simply not possible.   

And since neither of my books has been translated into French, I do not fear a literary backlash or drop in sales of any kind.  

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