101 gas points

A dialogue between the cashier, a twenty-something young man with an impressive pale brown beard, and Asakiyume. Events portrayed are purely nonfictional. Any similarity to a real cashier and a real Asakiyume are intentional.

Cashier (handing over receipt): You have 101 gas points.

Asakiyume: Oh, good. Now I can buy gas.

Cashier: Or trade them in for dalmatians.

Asakiyume: And get them to pull my car! You know, like a chariot.

Cashier: I think you'd have to have a fire engine.

Asakiyume: I could p...