Mind your language!

Do you swear? I don't mean the odd 'bloody' or 'damn' when the hammer hits your thumb, but the strategic use of Anglo-Saxon in the face of adversity. Don't get me wrong; I recoil when I hear the 'F' word being overused as verb, noun, adjective, adverb and possibly, on occasion, effing conjunction. But swearing is like having your elbows on the table, talking with your mouth full or slurping from the cereal bowl in my book: it's knowing when you can and when you can't that's the secret of good...