Wouldn't it be great if Flight 370 were found with everyone alive?

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I hope they don’t find any plane wreckage today. Or tomorrow. Or anytime, really, in the next year or so.



And I hope when they finally do find something, I hope it’s a message in an empty wine bottle.



And I hope the message says something like, “We’re the passenger and crew of Malaysian Air 370. Below we’ve listed our coordinates. Urgent: Please send more wine!”