Things I Learned On Vacation In the Pacific Northwest

The ones I can speak of publicly, anyway:
The most dangerous part of Mt. Rainier is not the crater, nor the glaciers, nor the steep paths, nor the razor-edged cliffs. It is the parking lot.No human being alive needs 22 ounces of cake at one sitting.Any restaurant where the chef mentioning the words "duck fat" to the room brings a round of applause is worth going back to.The flotation suits they give you on zodiac-bound "nature tours" of Vancouver Harbor are not sized for people of hobbity...