St. Catrick’s Day FAIL

I was really hoping to have a fresh, green catnip fest for St. Catrick’s Day, but my nip garden isn’t looking so hot at the moment.

So my hopes for some catnip beer were dashed.

Don’t even try to fake it.

I think it is time to call on my stand-in.

I hope you get to wear some green catnip today!

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