The next Mr Mybug

"You know you’ve hit the big time when you didn’t write your own work."

Ouch! (via sovay )

                                        The litmus test of true literary achievement is whether your works are deemed so great that you
                                        simply could not have written them.

                                        Janeites need no longer envy students of Shakespeare their intricate web of Renaissance conspiracy
                                        theories.  Whereas Shakespeare scholarship has long enjoyed the spectral presence of the Earl of
                                        Oxford, Austen studies can now boast a countess named Eliza de Feuillide.

                                        The self-published Jane Austen: A New Revelation alleges that "a poor, uneducated woman with
                                        no experience of sex or marriage" could not possibly have written the sophisticated works of social
                                        satire and enduring romance that we traditionally attribute to Jane Austen...

Nine (clearly a pseudonym for Two)