March 16 is...

Lips Appreciation Day. 

Is it a coincidence that Lips Appreciation Day is right next to the Penis Festival? The Naughty Ninjas think not.

But aside from that, lips are pretty useful for a number of purposes (so don’t lose them) and here are some things you might not have known about your lips:

Kissing allows the selection of potential mates because the close contact is conducive to the exchange of biological information, i.e. sniffing one another's pheromones.Scottish psychologist Stuart Brody found that women with a prominent tubercle of the upper lip are better able to achieve vaginal orgasm.Lips don’t sweat.

The Lady Biest plans to celebrate Lips Appreciation Day by pouting the whole day, listening to Mick Jagger sing and wearing Max Factor's Knob-gobbler Number Nine. On her mimsy. Just kidding. How are you going to celebrate?