Really bad band names

I've always been fascinated with band names and they way in which they are created. 

For example, here are three bands that I'm currently listening to and the derivation of each name:

Vampire Weekend derived it's name from the lead singer's film of the same name.  Admittedly a strange name for a band, but a memorable one. 

Arcade Fire, according the great and powerful Wikipedia, reportedly got its name from an actual fire in an arcade.  Sort of.  When asked about this story, lead singer...