My tweets

Wed, 14:13 : Don't forget you can beef up your word count using very and really multiple times in a sentence. #fakewritingtips Wed, 15:15 : Editors do NOT want to see the word "said" over and over.. instead, use choices like "exclaimed" or "ejaculated" #fakewritingtips Wed, 18:18 : Readers get confused easily so burned them with too many odd character names...if 3 women, use Melissa, Melanie and Melodie #fakewritingtips Thu, 00:08 : If this pizza does not get here soon, I may be down a twin #hangryman Thu, 00:12 : For those of you authors with August 2014 Penguin titles, IMMA gonna go sell the crap out of you to my college buyers tomorrow! Thu, 01:28 : Oh, people, just because you don't believe what you saw on Cosmos doesn't make it any less true! #scienceFTW