A Claim With Fame?

So the other day the cat was walking about when he heard some nut shout. It is okay to do that because such and such a celebrity does it at their mat. Is that what you humans base your rules on? Sounds as great as a cement lawn.

Bill Clinton cheats on his wife,
So there should be no strife.
If a president can do it, so can you.
No divorce should come due.

A traffic ticket comes to pass.
Pfft just be like that Hilton lass.
Chuck it out the window,
Then hit the gas and off you go.

Not sure who sites for jaywalking,
Unless a cop is really gawking.
But if you get caught,
It is okay because Barbara Walters took such a trot.

Screw those handicapped people too.
Take their spot when out and about from your zoo.
Julia Roberts says it is okay.
Just go to it at your bay.

The sign says stop.
Pfft that is a flop.
Just be like Spears,
Speed passed them to cheers.

Let's be grand,
Across the land.
Steal everyones work.
Shia thinks it is a perk.

It's okay to have a steroid or two.
It can help high stats come due.
Don't you want that big bod?
It's okay, as it is done by A-Rod.

Steal some jewelry at your sea.
That is okay for thee.
It has been done by a ton.
Lohan thinks it is fun.

A dash of cocaine,
Is fine on plane or train.
Or just go to a hotel,
Like Sheen and raise hell.

Or just have a great name,
So you can murder a dame.
Stay nice and free,
Like OJ at your sea.

See, no need for jail for any law breaking fail. Just blame the nearest celebrity who gets off every time. Then you can get away with any crime. You can get a pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.