Reasons Why I Obviously Cannot Edit My Thesis Right Now

I can think of tentotally legitimate, entirely logical, definitely-not-procastination-or-anxiety-based reasons why I am not and obviously cannot edit my thesis right now:

It’s almost dinner time. Sort of.
My feet are cold.
I am currently writingthisblog post.
I have not seen a real life cat today.
There’s no proper tea around.
I overslept this morning.
The walls are green.
It’s Wednesday.
I think I have to pee.
There’s a hanger on the couch.

Yup. There you have it. Simply cannot edit my senior thesis ri...