How to tell if you have “snow fatigue”

Did someone say “spring?”

Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I have bad news.

Spring has been canceled.

Forget about daffodils, my friend.

Snow cones and frozen toes are on the menu.

Not that I’m suggesting we eat frozen toes.

That would be gross and probably not too tasty.

Then again, butter and garlic make everything taste good.

And we could chase our dish down with a home-made slushy.

Now I know what to serve for dinner. Phew!

I’m so glad we had this talk.

Pardon? No, I’m not suffering from “snow fatigue.”

Why do you ask?

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