Over Exaggeration At Play Here Today!

You humans are always making scenes, such drama queens. Do you ever listen to what you say? Sadly, the cat does at his bay. It is such a shame that you think you are tame.

I'd kill to have that.
Cops may be waiting at your mat.
Not something I'd say,
Near any donut shop anyway.

My foot is killing me.
Is it going on an ass kicking spree?
That must take skill,
To kick your own ass at your hill.

I hate his guts.
Poor poor mutts.
What did their guts ever do to you?
Maybe upchucked a little spew.

Those prices are sky high.
Wow, all the way to the sky?
That does impress,
I must confess.

My baby is the cutest ever.
My you are clever.
Wrinkly Oscar the Grouch,
On greatness he sure does encroach.

Never have I seen....
But you just did at your scene.
So can't say never anymore.
How's that for a brain twist at my shore?

He's on fire!
It must be dire.
Wait! He's one ice,
And being paid a hefty price.

It was a long day.
Really at your bay?
You managed to stretch it?
My, I'd like to know how to do that a bit.

That rat was fifty feet long.
Okay, that is just wrong.
Even I'd run away,
From such a scary display.

My pillow is as hard as a rock.
That is such a shock.
A rock is hard you say?
Who knew that at their bay?

Those are just some of many many many you humans blurt out as you scream and shout. I suppose you have to get your point across or others may be at a loss. Would not want to confuse in mass, instead just keep giving reasons to ridicule you to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.