Trying poo-DRE-eh — uh, poudriere

This is my poudriere tutorial. There are many like it. But this one is mine. I built mine with resources like the BSDNow tutorial and the FreeBSD Forums tutorial. While all poudriere tutorials are inadequate, mine is inadequate in new and exciting ways. I’m writing it for my benefit, but what the heck, might as well post it here. (If you read this and say “I learned nothing new,” well, I warned you.)

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