Email Of The Day

#sapiosexual pic.twitter.com/I2akWv3FrI

— elluz (@elbialuz) March 5, 2014

As I was renewing my subscription just now, I realized my motivation for doing so was one of the only ones that hadn’t been mentioned, perhaps with reason: being a Dish subscriber gets me laid.

The mechanism is fairly simple: most people only discuss the topics that show up on their Facebook news feed, and they have self-sorted so that the viewpoints are ones they agree with. Being a Dishhead gives me access to a wide variety of different viewpoints and lesser-known facts about all things non-Kardashian, allowing me to contribute to a conversation with nearly anyone worth talking to.

Thanks dude!