7 Animals That Are Really Just Vampires

In the words of Family Guy, “damn nature, you scary!”

But also really fucking cool.

Because you know vampires, those cruxes of mythology and interest that we all wish were real (though not in the Twilight way – if you say the word “sparkle” to me in any other context than a flamboyantly gay Parasole Protectorate Lord Akeldama kind of reference, then I will… I don’t know, mentally punch you in the throat or something. What? I said nature was scary, not me…)

Aaaanyhoo. Like I was saying. Vampires....