Lust Object: Instant Underpants

While we ninjas are too sneaky to be caught without our knickers on, we understand that there are times in a girl’s life where a fresh pair of undies are like a lifebuoy thrown to a drowning sailor. (Picture him as a sexy sailor. There. That’s nice, isn’t it?) Anyway, sometimes you need a pair of grundies and you need them NOW! Who knows when this situation will arise? Remember your granny doing that old “always wear clean underpants because you never know when you’ll be hit by a bus” thing? Well if you’ve got these on you, you’ll be able to whack on the clean ones as the ambulance dudes are shovelling you off the tarmac. Awesome, right?

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