Flanders

Fletch here again, updating you on my most recent capering.... I refer to our neighbor as "Flanders". He's an affable fellow in his late 20's that bought his house at the top of the market in 2006. He seems to like me, but I don't like him because I am a surly asshole in his early 40's that never had the money to buy a house, until now. And he has a porn issue. I know this because they have cheap curtains. So I was outside earlier today grilling hot dogs while Jen frolicks in The Hamptons, di...