balls profile: Martin Guptill

A long lost relative of Roger Ramjet, Guptill has a jaw that a small South American village could be re-located to.  Guptill is the sort of player that just when you decide he is utter shit he plays a brilliant shot off a top bowler to change your mind.  Then he goes out, and you want to give him a hug.  If you put a knotted sweater around his neck he would look like he should be in some film about Harvard or Yale.  Due to a forklift accident he lost three toes.  He doesn't like it when you r...