Bollocks!

Yeah, you know what I mean. I like cursing in another country's slang; that way I don't feel so naughty.

Owen's 7th birthday was yesterday (happy b-day, buddy). I'm scarcely breathing today. My writing has suffered of late. I haven't penned a decent story in...well, at least a month. I have plenty of work to do in preparation for the new school year, too. I need a lifeline, and fast.

So, when I read this article, "Is Having Children an Unexpected Path to Publishing Success", you may think I ans...