Fortune-Telling Bacon

This seems legit.

It’s official… There’s nothing that bacon cannot do. Now you can skip those phony psychics and tarot cards and let Fortune Telling Bacon let you know what’s up.

Available in a package of 50, the bacon strips magically react to its holder by the way it curls. As expected, the future doesn’t look good for vegetarians.

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness

Moves Right – Crispy

Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot

Sides Curl – Canadian

Flips Over – Spicy

Curls up Entirely – Greasy

Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

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