Why Write At Your Site?

Here we are near and far. Some from there, some with an arm to spare. Yet each still write at their site. But why you may ask do they do such a task? Never fear, the cat is here. I will explain all here on my wall.

Why do you write.
All through the night?
Let's shed some light,
As writing takes flight.

Let's one be a hermit,
Why sing and dance like Kermit?
Rather sit on my ass,
Than have a hand up its mass.

Can go to worlds afar,
While drunk at the bar.
Easy as can be,
Even when you have to pee.

Can keep those tendencies at bay,
Getting violent and not have to pay.
Kill a character or two,
Maybe even nuke a zoo.

Some venting can come due,
Done a time or two.
Fun to make a rant,
At ones rhyming plant.

Learn new words,
So instead of turds,
You can call all,
Discombobulated at your hall.

Could sound smart,
Awing all at Walmart.
Wait! Just wear clothes,
And strike a regal pose.

Speaking of which,
If you get the itch,
Can do it naked as can be,
There at your sea.

Just block the webcam,
Or you could get in a jam,
If one were to hack,
And go on the nude attack.

And the best thing of all,
You can confuse and abuse at your hall.
Spinning a big long tale,
That makes it seem like you stepped on the third rail.

There you go. Now you know. Answers from the cat. How about that? Plus of course you meet many around. Much is surely found, as one writes in mass, whether happy or crass. I just enjoy staying home and passing gas out my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.