Evil Shrink 3

Evil Editor entered the office and took a seat in the chair near the window.

Evil Psychiatrist stared at him for three minutes, then said, "I've noticed that the manic depressives always take the seat in the corner and the psychotic schizoids always take the seat near the window."

"Fascinating," Evil Editor said. "However, as I'm paying two hundred dollars to sit here and listen to myself talk, I prefer you reserve your bullshit observations for your next patient."

"Fair enough, assbait. What's ...