My Calendar of Debauchery & Fasting

TWO WEEKS in Florida in September, or, as the French say, Septembre

then FOUR WEEKS to work all that food and good times off and fit into my sexy pants for a wedding in Octobre

then TWO or THREE weeks for a possible publishing party in New York (money and time allowing)

The major difficulty, I fear, is the time between Florida and the wedding. I'll need to improvise my workouts in Florida without a gym, and I'll really need to watch myself in the eats, because there are some serious ass pants I ...