I Was on the Moon With Steve

Okay, watch the video first. Seriously. It's crucial to the whole rest of the post.



Did you hear that? He said that children lied their heads off! He said "I was dead at the time! I was on the moon! With Steve!" So now we know who it was that made your children do that awful thing--smack their sisters, kick the dog, break the tchotchkes-- all of it! We have a scapegoat!

All you need is a Steve.

Ladies and gentleman (one, at the least!)



Meet Steve.

Now, I confess, I had a certain agend...