balls profile: Jimmy Anderson

Was forging a great career for himself as a male model when England gave him a chance.  He chose cricket, as nothing puts a strain on your back more than the strain of catwalk shows.  When he is swinging the ball there is a sense that he can get anyone out in the world.  When he is not he becomes philanthropic and gives runs away at record rates.  Holds some sort of bullshit batting record that means shit.  Has one of the most unintentionally comical fast bowling scowls in modern cricket.

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