Vader Space

Since WINTER WON’T @#%*#ING GO AWAY it got me thinking about
James Earl Jones in a long brunette wig (hotness; see Conan, Thulsa Doom),
which lead to Jones’ voice, which led to Star Wars, which led to Darth Vader,
which led to this staggering realization:



The only thing cool about Darth Vader was his voice.



It takes remarkably little time to break it down.



Pertinent Traits:



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