Magic Mood Cushion

“This light up cushion will warm your heart extremely.

Please enjoy this magic mood for your precious life.

We hope it will be your favorite one!”

Not sure what magic mood this cushion is supposed to deliver, but since I’ve already done my time as a petulant teenager, I might give this particular piece of fake fur-covered electronics a miss…

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix.