Mobile woes

I clear my bleary eyes, see a dark room and look at my sister reproachfully. She knew better than to wake me up before the sun had made the room too hot to stay in. Ignoring the tinkling noise in the background, I open my mouth to complain but she got in her blow first.



"It is your mobile ringing, idiot"



THAT on the second day after I was given one by my office. 5 AM in the morning and my