Getting Rhetorical Today At My Bay!

Don't you love it when they ask questions to you and then don't want you to answer on cue? That is less work for you. But then along come a few that have no idea at all as they give the rhetorical questions a call. They actually want you to answer each one. They must have gave the dunce cap a run.

Does a bear crap in the woods?
Depends if it walks into hoods.
Are you kidding me?
Nope, they'll crap on your knee.

Is the sky blue?
Nope, grey today at my zoo.
Is the sun hot?
Go touch a stove pot.

Did you really just say that?
Yes, I am a mean cat.
Does the cat rhyme?
All the friggin time.

Does the government screw you over?
Faster than a leg humping rover.
Have you no shame?
Nope, Pat's to blame.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Go find one and watch you should.
Do bunnies hump?
Just watch for the bump.

Does a tattletale tattle?
Even to cattle.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
None if the man is Peter Pan.

Do you expect me to go along with that?
Who cares, I'm a cat.
Isn't that nice?
Yep, you and your lice.

Can pigs fly?
Sure, put them on an airplane and send it into the sky.
How many times have I said that?
53, but I'm not counting at my mat.

Are you serious?
Yep, you are delirious.
Why did you get out of bed?
Same thought was going through my head.

Does a phone ring?
Not if it is on vibrate, ding a ling.
Is Santa fat?
Big enough to squash you flat.

Rhetorical many can be but some fail to see, they want an answer I guess. So I confess. Don't ask a question you don't want the answer to and such responses won't come due. Otherwise such things will come to pass from my always little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.