One Good Thing

This will be the strangest post all year. If you are my sister (who are the only ones in my immediate family who read my blog), LEAVE NOW!

You know those days when you're bored and the boredom leads to horniness and all you have is the internet? (Face it. We're a nation of intersexuals.) Those days are rough.

But for me, on this particular horny day, that was a good thing, for I have a feeling if I had acted on my lust today, if Pete Kuzak or Francois Sagat or Caesar or any of the other many u...