Suddenly, it all makes sense

In a corner of a room, Ijaz Butt was crying.

The sounds of sobbing brought a startled flunky running. "Master! Master! Whatever is the matter?"

"Oh Salman,", Butt wailed, "It's all gone wrong"

"How, Master? How?"

"No-one finds us funny anymore. Salman"

"Surely not, Master"

"It's true, Salman. We've tried it all – three captains who hated each other, suspending people and letting them come back right away, everything. We even gave Kamran Akmal wicketkeeping gloves!"

Salman is, by now, laughing so...