Episode 9 Recap

James Would Get Really Fat Living in the Country

It's Episode 9 already? My God, this show is so great it's feels like it's episode 3. We only have a few left. I think I'm going to cry when it ends. For real. I'm going to cry. As usual, for this recap, I'll use the goat system to rank what I see, and it will indicate whether I will follow the Beekman Boys' lead and leave New York City.

It's still winter. I hate winter. It's cold. There's nothing growing. You have to sit around inside all the...