It’s been a good day for weird, unsolicited email: part three

Hi Bruce, (((How’s it goin’? Get in line!)))
 
The word’s been thrown around for over a year, but this summer the staycation (or “naycation”) is really en vogue. Even if you stay home, it’s entirely possible to relax, rejuvenate and really “get away from it all” while saving a ton of money. Here are tips for the ultimate staycation:
 
1.       Make it feel like you are really taking a vacation like stopping your mail so you don’t have to think (or worry about) bills. Take time off from work, block