firsts

Since Sunday:1. First broken bone2. First time 911 has been called on my behalf3. First ambulance ride4. First time in a cast5. First crutches6. First major surgery7. First nerve block8. First oxygen tube9. First use of bedpan10. First sestina.Apparently, being stoned on Tylenol 3 makes blank verse easy.I'm on oxycodone now and still pretty stoned, so I can't write you a coherent post about my surgery, but I can offer you some bits and pieces.First of all, it went well. mirrorthaw said the su...