“Whatever happened to Brian Keene?” (UPDATED)

People have asked how this is going. Well, most days, it goes like this. But then this happened, and is still ongoing, which led to tonight’s almost second heart-attack when, in a desperate attempt to get a handle on things, I made this. (Click to enlarge)

And that’s why there are 782 unanswered emails currently in my inbox.

Update: And just when you think it can’t get any worse…

Neverending storms + severe home damage + emotional trauma = missed deadlines & financial hardship. So OF COURSE my car picked today to die!

— BrianKeene (@BrianKeene) February 21, 2014

You'll never read about this stuff in those 'How To Become A Writer' books. My name is Brian Keene and I'm the cold water on your dreams.

— BrianKeene (@BrianKeene) February 21, 2014