Sneak Peek

First, the newsreel before the show begins.

KZ Gets New Carpeting and Kitchen Floor;Dodges Jungle-size Houseplants Looming Over Her Desk

A man has been here for the past three days laying new floor covering pretty much throughout the house, which has been in a complete state of disarray for the past month in preparation for his work.

Was the wait (and the echo) worth it? Was he a hunk in tight, tattered jeans? Did a hint of buttliciousness show when he bent over? Hell, no. I got a 62-year-old...