The New Web Site

Hi so the reason I haven't updated my blog in forever is that I have been patiently waiting to unveil my fancy new web site, which has many improvements over the old web site, including that I am able to edit all the pages whenever I want, which is good, because the bio page on my old web site strongly implied that I was 27 years old, and my foreign publishers would always just copy the bio from my web site, which had the weird effect of several years passing without me getting any older in P...