My (Frequently Updated) World Cup Support Calculator

The World Cup is my favorite time of the every four years. (I have watched at least part of every World Cup match since 1994. I am currently watching South Korea v. Argentina.) I've been tweeting about the World Cup near-constantly, and several people on twitter have asked how I decide which teams to support. So I thought I would rank all 32 teams participating in the World Cup according to How Much I Want Them To Win The World Cup.

One prefatory note: As a rule, I support countries that...