Fame at one remove

A funny thing happened to us as we ate our breakfast this morning. To catch up with the news we had the TV tuned into the BBC's Breakfast Show. After the news the presenters went straight into a pretty lightweight piece about queueing. Yes, that's right, standing in line: how we all suffer it in silence or hate and avoid it, or - unbelievably enough in the case of one lady, (one has to assume a very lonely lady) - actually liked to queue. The presenters were interviewing a retail 'expert' and...